tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post384010822362100586..comments2023-10-18T02:03:42.145-07:00Comments on LEARNING TO LIVE FREE: Laestadian HumorUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger69125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-80466173885342704022014-04-24T17:56:36.224-07:002014-04-24T17:56:36.224-07:00I dont understand you people... why the need to ma...I dont understand you people... why the need to make crude jokes? be content with yourselves and the decision you have made. I have never understood why "ex-laestadians" feel the need for bashing and justifying. I am content with my decision to leave. Live and let live! No need to be crude and then be offended when "they" supposedly make crude comments. i don't believe ill see this comment get posted but that just proves you arent content with the decision you have made. You dont have to believe that the laestadians are the only ones going to heaven but i cant imagine you believe you are going there with the astonishingly rude comments and "jokes" you make and the bitterness you hold in your heart! i hope you sleep well at night with the rotten attitudes you all have!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-66206347105377930672013-05-01T11:20:05.485-07:002013-05-01T11:20:05.485-07:00To the anonymous poster pasting Bible verses here,...To the anonymous poster pasting Bible verses here, don't be lame. They've been removed.<br /><br />You are welcome to comment here using your own words, particularly if they are funny. <br /><br />For non-funny stuff, please use the current thread and tell us what's on your mind. Cut-and-paste doesn't cut it.<br /><br />Thanks!<br /><br />Freehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14779418481668841114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-41510068442637044252013-04-24T16:04:20.615-07:002013-04-24T16:04:20.615-07:00You MIGHT be a Bunnhead if.......
2 out of 4 bran...You MIGHT be a Bunnhead if.......<br /><br />2 out of 4 branches of your family tree are near identical.<br /><br />You have 4 children by the time your "worldly" friends graduate college.<br /><br />you understand the 401k plan as the # of descendents that you hope will support you In retirement.<br /><br />Your favorite uncle is younger than you.<br /><br />If you take your family out to dinner and they have to place you in the party room to give you enough seats.<br /><br /><br /><br />How do you know if someone might be a Bunnhead?.....<br /><br />If you see 15 kids hop out of the van at the mall.<br /><br />If a group of kids are smoking in a parking lot.<br /><br />If the group sitting next to you at the sports restaurant on game night have there eyes glued to the TV even during the commercials.<br /><br /><br />Can anyone add to this?<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-66985663186287694412013-04-04T08:11:36.990-07:002013-04-04T08:11:36.990-07:00Toivo heard about them new chain saws, so he trade...Toivo heard about them new chain saws, so he traded in his old buck saw, he used it for a week and was not satisfied so he brought it back. HE told the salesman, this new chain saw is no good!,I worked hard all week and I could'nt cut any more wood then I did with my old buck saw. The salesman took the saw and flipped the switch and pulled the starter cord, and it started right up......bbbbrrrruuuummmm.....bbbbrrrruuummmmmm....Toivo looked startled and said....What the heck is that noise?. After 50 years I still laugh every time I tell it. True, but not so funny is the fact that being only "religious"and not "born again"you only have "buck saw power".And that will not be enough,Trust in Christ alone as Luther did.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-61915053584560802902013-04-01T17:18:50.629-07:002013-04-01T17:18:50.629-07:00This just made my week. I laughed out loud at most...This just made my week. I laughed out loud at most of these jokes, which, absurd as they may seem are just plain TRUE!!! I love it!!!<br /><br />-24Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-73804340446337508752012-11-01T19:06:23.759-07:002012-11-01T19:06:23.759-07:00Tom Cruise has a religion for you all....Tom Cruise has a religion for you all....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-70944514964008364402007-02-08T11:40:00.000-08:002007-02-08T11:40:00.000-08:00Geez, I must have been posting my joke as you were...Geez, I must have been posting my joke as you were posting a whole bunch. Love the one about LLL's not knowing each other in theater's etc. There was a women in MI a few years ago who won $500,000.00 at the casino in Baraga. The story was that she just ran in to drop an entry in for a camper they were giving away. And she dropped a quarter into the slot machine as she was standing in line to put her entry in. Yeah right! Good story but I've heard big whopper stories from fishermen all my life! Anyone knows who has spent more than an hour in a casino that you don't win $500,000.00 on a quarter machine. And certainly not with one quarter!Ijumpedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04246448196579295253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-32248262462025852002007-02-08T12:26:00.000-08:002007-02-08T12:26:00.000-08:00LOL! Oh boy, we're in for it now.LOL! Oh boy, we're in for it now.Faithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12086359067322870879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-16963003955407777372007-02-08T14:09:00.000-08:002007-02-08T14:09:00.000-08:00Free, I have to say that old William Ericcson had ...Free, I have to say that old William Ericcson had one of those buttons back in the late 50s/early 60s. He started speaking in the evening in the Gackle church at 7:15 and stopped at 11:00. <br><br>The Catholics have been told they owe the Lutherans because Luther was just 400 years ahead of his time and most of his objections have been dealt with over the ensuing years. Therefore, in return for the gift of that foresight, the Catholics have agreed to teach the Lutherans how to drink......in front of each other.cvowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05363193317516090926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-78572926731261867352007-02-08T15:10:00.000-08:002007-02-08T15:10:00.000-08:00free, I miss your comment about "never again ...free, I miss your comment about "never again will the story be told as if it were the only one" probably not an exact quote, but I liked it; is it gone for good?hp3noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-26456501542188336472007-02-08T15:20:00.000-08:002007-02-08T15:20:00.000-08:00Free, I like your "never again" quote as...Free, I like your "never again" quote as well! Bring it back!<br><br>I was assigned to reading Keillor's "The Protestant" in Literature 101 way back in my college days. I read about his growing up in the Church of the Sanctified Brethren, and felt naively uncomfortable that perhaps Garrison had somehow found out about the church and was maybe poking fun at us.stranger in a strange landnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-62332995716832736972007-02-08T19:06:00.000-08:002007-02-08T19:06:00.000-08:00Why won't Laestadians make love standing up? T...Why won't Laestadians make love standing up? They might start dancing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-82898112938895649922007-02-08T19:39:00.000-08:002007-02-08T19:39:00.000-08:00Far out!Far out!onehippynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-44185478507811913652007-02-08T22:45:00.000-08:002007-02-08T22:45:00.000-08:00The jokes are a great way to break up some of the ...The jokes are a great way to break up some of the "seriousness" I am enjoying them just as much as the discussions :)<br><br>I am also the type of person that wants to get the point of HUMOR across, so if I have to make myself, my beliefs, gender, or whatever, the "butt" I will gladly do so. We do need to be respectful and not crude, but we need to also be able to lighten up and laugh and ourselves. Thanks :php3noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-50753763746050750462007-02-09T09:27:00.000-08:002007-02-09T09:27:00.000-08:00Don't know if this fits here or in discussions...Don't know if this fits here or in discussions of the Bible.<br>Monastery<br><br>A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. <br><br>He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. <br><br>The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." <br>He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery<br>where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked <br>vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go<br>by and nobody sees the old abbot. <br><br>So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing,<br>"We missed the "R" ! , we missed the "R" !"<br><br>His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying <br>uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"<br><br>With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was...<br><br>CELEBRATE!!!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-72956079164029364182007-02-09T11:57:00.000-08:002007-02-09T11:57:00.000-08:00ROFL!!!!!Too much lightmindedness for me. :)ROFL!!!!!<br>Too much lightmindedness for me. :)exoalchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12195180245552127271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-28774451098313154862007-02-09T14:45:00.000-08:002007-02-09T14:45:00.000-08:00There once was a poor shepherd named Emil. The onl...There once was a poor shepherd named Emil. The only food he had to sustain himself on was the milk he got from the sheep, and it tasted so bad that he could barely drink it. As a result, Emil became thin and sickly.<br>One day, he met his friend <br>Yorki. Youki was a poor shepherd like himself, but he was hearty and healthy. Yorki told him that he had to live on sheep's milk too, but he let him in on a secret: a witch in a nearby village taught him a magic spell that makes sheep's milk taste as sweet as the richest cream. Emil begged Yorki to teach him the spell, which his friend did willingly.<br>Sure enough, Emil's sheep produced the most delicious milk he ever tasted. Emil loved it so much, that he drank it by the quart. He milked his sheep so much that they cried out in pain. Emil realized that he couldn't make his sheep suffer like that, so he reversed the spell and resigned himself to drinking normal sheep's milk.<br><br>Now, there's no ewes crying over spelled milk.oalc-doubterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11015951594573771278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-57716302540906878602007-02-09T16:04:00.000-08:002007-02-09T16:04:00.000-08:00Whooee, I think all this "light-mindedness&qu...Whooee, I think all this "light-mindedness" is just fantastic! I love jokes but most of the ones I get are, shall we say, off-color. And I laugh my head off.<br>And no, cvow, you cannot call me "Ma." I'm not THAT much older than you!!!! MTHMany Trails Homenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-67615990950663913772007-02-09T17:44:00.000-08:002007-02-09T17:44:00.000-08:00Ole and Lena had never been camping and they heard...Ole and Lena had never been camping and they heard about a nice camp near Black River Falls, Wisconsin. Lena was worried about the toilet facilities, but she didn't want to use the word "toilet," so she wrote a letter to the campground owner. She remembered that around Minot, North Dakota where they lived, they used to call it an L.C. or Lavatory Commode. But she was prim that she didn't want to say toilet or Lavatory Commode, so she simply asked in her letter if the camp has an L.C.<br><br>The campground owner read Lena's letter and was puzzled about the initials L.C. He finally decided it meant LUTHERAN CHURCH. So he wrote back to Lena the following letter:<br><br>"I am happy to inform you there is a local L.C. located nine miles north of the camp ground. I realize this is kind of far if you are used to going regular. It is really a nice one...it seats 250 people. The last time my wife and I went was 6 years ago and it was so crowded we had to wait 20 minutes to be seated. Some people like it so much that they bring their lunch and make a day of it. There is going to be a fund raising dinner in the basement of the L.C. and they're going to use the money to buy more seats. It pains me that I can't go more often like I know I should, but it gets more difficult when you get older, especially in the winter. So, you come down and stay at our camp, and maybe we can go with you the first time to the L.C. and sit with you and I'll introduce you to all the nice folks around here, because, after all, this is a very friendly community."Free2bmenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-41221185301939987052007-02-09T17:51:00.000-08:002007-02-09T17:51:00.000-08:00Lena: "Der is trouble vit da car, sveetheart....Lena: "Der is trouble vit da car, sveetheart. It has vater in da carburetor." <br>Ole: "Vater in da carburetor? Dat is ridiculous." <br>Lena: "Ole, I tell you da car has vater in the carburetor." <br>Ole: "You don't even know vat a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Ver is da car?" <br>Lena: "In da lake."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-2748754219864404272007-02-09T19:32:00.000-08:002007-02-09T19:32:00.000-08:00why wouldn`t the apostolic lutheran cross the road...why wouldn`t the apostolic lutheran cross the road?<br><br>"because the preachers didn`t say he could!"<br><br>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-67733004654740995472007-02-09T19:57:00.000-08:002007-02-09T19:57:00.000-08:00A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he wa...A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate.oalc-doubterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11015951594573771278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-44319578205181396662007-02-09T20:05:00.000-08:002007-02-09T20:05:00.000-08:00Say, does anbody know if Anna Nichole Smith was a ...Say, does anbody know if Anna Nichole Smith was a OALCer?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-59894591352692576222007-02-09T20:16:00.000-08:002007-02-09T20:16:00.000-08:00Don't know her.Don't know her.Free2bmenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8088717.post-63334337678516222402007-02-09T20:55:00.000-08:002007-02-09T20:55:00.000-08:00no-because it it a sin to be famousno-<br>because it it a sin to be famousAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com